You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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