This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
