Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
