I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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