return my video game
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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