Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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