Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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