He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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