Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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