oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
