You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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