You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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