So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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