You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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