i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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