I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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