Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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