I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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