I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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