No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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