You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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