I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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