I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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