how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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