But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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