You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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