And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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