Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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