last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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