i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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