don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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