He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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