But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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