i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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