i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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