Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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