If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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