i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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