I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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