next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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