Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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