I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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