It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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