I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
you made out with another girl for some wings
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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