how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Randomize
