Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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