nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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