i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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