When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he fucked my hip out of place.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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