So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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