ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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