Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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