OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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