I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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