So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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