I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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