I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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